I DID THEM ALL YES
WHY DID I EVEN DO THIS
like okay look at them lalondes could roxy be any hotter and could rose be any cuter
and kiwi’s headcanons for the striders are just SO ADORABLE and cuddly they are the cuddliest especially dave
and the harleys are just like jungle kids you can tell they’re wild and unruly and does jade have locs oh my god???!
and them egberts are just SO GODDAMN CUDDLY i think kiwi said john was FTM too and that’s SUPER GREAT JUST SO GREAT THESE ARE AMAZING HEADCANONS